Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. – Andre Gide Category: Acceptance
I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. – Marie Mott Category: Dieting
On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you cant tell what youre going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family. – Bil Keane Category: movies
The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level. – Norman Mailer Category: Socialism
Id never really babysat. I feel like Im Blair, or Gossip Girl. A teenager, basically – and now suddenly Im a mom? – Cecily von Ziegesar Category: mom