You may not be able to read a doctors handwriting and prescription, but youll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. – Earl Wilson
If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson

You may not be able to read a doctors handwriting and prescription, but youll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. – Earl Wilson
If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. – Earl Wilson
On bad days, I think Id like to be a plastic surgeon who goes to Third World countries and operates on children in villages with airlifts, and then I think, Yeah, right, Im going to go back to undergraduate school and take all the biology I missed and then go to medical school. No. No. – Tama Janowitz