There are times when Im driving home after a days shooting, thinking to myself, That scene wouldve been so much better if I had written it out. – Larry David
You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David
I couldnt be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. – Larry David
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David
Think about the comfortable feeling you have as you open your front door. Thats but a hint of what well feel some day on arriving at the place our Father has lovingly and personally prepared for us in heaven. We will finally – and permanently – be at home in a way that defies description. – Charles Stanley