Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. – Douglas Adams
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. – Douglas Adams

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. – Douglas Adams
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. – Douglas Adams
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. – Douglas Adams
And wow! Hey! What’s this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like… ow… ound… round… ground! That’s it! That’s a good name — ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? – Douglas Adams