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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my p

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Im leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when its not raining. – Groucho Marx

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