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Quote by Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my p

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Groucho Marx
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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Medical
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Groucho Marx
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When you walk out of your house in the morning, you dont know what youre going to see. – Kyle Chandler

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He, who every morning plans the transactions of the day, and follows that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through a labyrinth of the most busy life. – Victor Hugo

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Thats the biggest part of doing comics: You have to create stuff that makes you want to get out of bed every morning and get to work. – Daniel Clowes

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