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Quote by Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my p

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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At the very end of a book I can manage to work for longer stretches, but mostly, making stuff up for three hours, thats enough. I cant do any more. At the end of the day I might tinker with my mornings work and maybe write some again. But I think three hours is fine. – Peter Carey

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No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. – Robert Lynd

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Thats what keeps me up at three in the morning: Whos looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now? – Chris Elliott

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Chelsea Morning is a great Joni Mitchell song and I guess Im partial to her lyrics because they show me a slightly different perspective on life. – Neil Diamond

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