Groucho Marx's Quote - One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my p

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my p

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. – Groucho Marx

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Women should be obscene and not heard. – Groucho Marx

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The newspaper is a marvelous medium. It is extraordinarily convenient and cheap. Lets see. This one cost 75 cents. Now thats a little high. I bought it when I was downtown this morning. – Harrison Salisbury

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At the end of the day, I dont need to work, and I think its good that I have the drive and willpower to get up and do something in the morning even though I dont need to. – Petra Ecclestone

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Every morning I wake at 6am or 6.30am, champing at the bit. – John Grisham

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I get up at an unholy hour in the morning my work day is completed by the time the sun rises. I have a slightly bad back which has made an enormous contribution to American literature. – David Eddings

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Sometimes – history needs a push. – Vladimir Lenin

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Dieting is not a piece of cake. – Author unknown

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There is no doubt that America remains the premier political, economic, military power in the world, and I both expect and count on it remaining so, because I think thats certainly in our best interest but also the best interests of the world. – Hillary Clinton

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It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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