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Quote by Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my p

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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The four of us couldnt have made a record with the time left over when we were shooting the show. We were on stage from 7.30 in the morning til 7 at night. Later on, when there was a break from filming, and we were sick of doing it the old way. – Peter Tork

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I dont have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb. – Bobby Knight

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Running clears my mind, and gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning. – Ronnie OSullivan

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You were up at 5 oclock in the morning, and then youd ride in a caravan, because we didnt have big movie trucks or trailers that is the hardware of a movie camp. – Marguerite Moreau

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