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Quote by Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my p

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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Dogs
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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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Medical
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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths. – Groucho Marx

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Life
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Each of our children during their high school years went to early morning seminary – scripture study classes that met in the home of a church member every school day morning from 6:30 until 7:15. – Clayton Christensen

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I have come to understand and appreciate writers much more recently since I started working on a book last fall. Before that, I thought golf writers got up every morning, played a round of golf, had lunch, showed up for our last three holes and then went to dinner. – Phil Mickelson

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Its always such a joy that you wake up in the morning and theres work to do. – Jerome Lawrence

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Morning

There are 435 members of Congress. Theres one Morning Joe show. Hopefully, we can keep hammering the argument that you can disagree with other people and have debates but remain civil. – Joe Scarborough

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Nine-tenths of the appeal of pornography is due to the indecent feelings concerning sex which moralists inculcate in the young; the other tenth is physiological, and will occur in one way or another whatever the state of the law may be. – Bertrand Russell

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Thinking: the talking of the soul with itself. – Plato

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Never let your zeal outrun your charity. The former is but human, the latter is divine. – Hosea Ballou

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Again, the American people expect us to do what they are doing. Its tightening the belt, its learning how to do more with less. Thats a reality today, and weve got to do that in order to get the private sector growing. – Eric Cantor

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