Groucho Marx's Quote - One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my p

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my p

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Humor is reason gone mad. – Groucho Marx

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. – Groucho Marx

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

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I think its good that I had some experience of the real world before I became successful. You know, having to get up in the morning and going to work in construction. – Tom Jones

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Stood off and on during the night, determining not to come to anchor till morning, fearing to meet with shoals continued our course in the morning and as the island was found to be six or seven leagues distant, and the tide was against us, it was noon when we arrived there. – Christopher Columbus

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I cant tell you enough about cinnamon. Cinnamon is an awesome spice to use and it goes great with something like apples in the morning or in a mixture of fruit or in your oatmeal or even in your cereal. – Emeril Lagasse

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To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed. – Sidney Poitier

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Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely to mar the general felicity? – Samuel Butler

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The federal government… knows how to put a missile in someones room half way around the world with technology. Why dont we use some of that technology to save some lives here in America? – Michael Nutter

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I wasnt sure how my dad would react. There was an agent sitting behind them and he told me he was embarrassed to watch the scenes. My parents have always been very open. They trust my decisions. – Shannon Elizabeth

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It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. – Baltasar Gracian

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