One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. – Groucho Marx
It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. – Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx