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Quote by Groucho Marx
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my p

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. – Groucho Marx

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Im not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. – Groucho Marx

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I have asked myself once or twice lately what was my natural bent. I have no doubt at all: It is to look at each day for the evil of that day and have a go at it, and that is why I have never failed to have an acute interest in each mornings letters. – Geoffrey Fisher

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It says something about this new global economy that USA Today now reports every morning on the days events in Asian markets. – Lawrence Summers

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. – Winston Churchill

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It really means a lot that I won the gold medal – but I woke up the next morning expecting to feel different. I felt the same. – Dan OBrien

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