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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commi

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Party Invitation
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Fred Allen
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Fred Allen
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Both my brothers became physicians and I, of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome. – Carroll OConnor

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In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield. – Warren Buffett

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I dont think we should be about the business of denying voters in Michigan and Florida the right to be heard. – Hillary Clinton

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Business

Im in exactly the same position as everybody else who has a small business. I mean I get loads of money, all from different sources. You give it to your accountant. They manage it. – Kenneth Robert Livingstone

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