An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen