Quote by Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commi

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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Other Quotes from
Business
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I think Ive got my business notions and my sense for that sort of thing from my dad. My dad never had a chance to go to school. He couldnt read and write. But he was so smart. He was just one of those people that could just make the most of anything and everything that he had to work with. – Dolly Parton

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Business

Go for a business that any idiot can run – because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it. – Peter Lynch

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Business

Perhaps the single most dramatic example of this phenomenon of software eating a traditional business is the suicide of Borders and corresponding rise of Amazon. – Marc Andreessen

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Business

Sweat equity is the most valuable equity there is. Know your business and industry better than anyone else in the world. Love what you do or dont do it. – Mark Cuban

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Business

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Never give advice in a crowd. – Arabic Proverb

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Advice

It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Time

The great gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might never even introduce yourself to, had life not done it for you. – Kendall Hailey, The Day I Became an Autodidact

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Family

People who enjoy what they are doing invariably do it well. – Joe Gibbs

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Enjoyment