Quote by Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commi

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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You do have to do business with and to try to influence people you dont agree with, or find disagreeable, so its important to stress that balance. – William Hague

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Business

Follow sound business trends, not fashion trends. – Janice Dickinson

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Business

Death is a billion-dollar business. They cant even pass a law where it takes seven days to get a gun. Why dont you have to go through the same kind of screening you do to get a drivers license? Its totally insane. – John Cusack

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Business

The best discussion of trouble in boardroom and business office is found in newspapers own financial pages and speeches by journalists in management jobs. – Russell Baker

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Business

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Advances in technology and in our understanding of illness and disease together with an expanded workforce and greater resources will allow us to provide more services to a higher quality. – John Hutton

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I apologize for being obvious, but every time I watch the curtain come down on even a halfway decent production of a Shakespeare play I feel a little sorrowful that Ill never know the man, or any man of such warm intelligence. – Ian Mcewan

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Dreams digest the meals that are our days. – Terri Guillemets

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When science, art, literature, and philosophy are simply the manifestation of personality they are on a level where glorious and dazzling achievements are possible, which can make a mans name live for thousands of years. – Denis Diderot

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