An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen
Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country – and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians. – Charles Krauthammer