Quote by Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commi

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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funny
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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Humorous
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The reason is that they define how I have gone about my business. I have trusted to intuition. I did it at the beginning. I do it even now. I have no idea how things might turn out, where in my writing I might go next. – V. S. Naipaul

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Business

Its wonderful to have the most important thing in the world there first thing in the morning. And especially in this business, where the opportunity to think everything is about you is there every day, now I really know that it isnt all about me. – Kate Beckinsale

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Business

Forty for you, sixty for me And equal partners we will be – Gerald Barzan

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Business

Obamacare has got everyone on edge. I mean, small business – men and women or big business are sitting out there saying we have no idea what this is going to cost, but we know its going to cost us and cost us a lot. – Rick Perry

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Business

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Whats monotonous about being an actor and often makes me want to throw in the towel or drive a car off a bridge is the auditioning – the waiting around. – Chris Messina

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My way of joking is to tell the truth. Thats the funniest joke in the world. – Muhammad Ali

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Lenience will operate with greater force, in some instances than rigor. It is therefore my first wish to have all of my conduct distinguished by it. – George Washington

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