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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd wait

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like. – Lemony Snicket

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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him. – Lemony Snicket

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Life
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Lemony Snicket
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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. – Lemony Snicket

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Cats
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Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit. – Lemony Snicket

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Crying
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Now is the dramatic moment of fate, Watson, when you hear a step upon the stair which is walking into your life, and you know not whether for good or ill. – Arthur Conan Doyle

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Fate loves the fearless. – James Russell Lowell

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When an inner situation is not made conscious it appears outside as fate. – Carl Jung

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Chance is a nickname of Providence. – Sébastien-Roch Nicolas (Chamfort) (c.1740–1794), translated from Fren

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Stubborn and ardent clinging to ones opinion is the best proof of stupidity. – Michel de Montaigne

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The first thing that stuck in the minds of the disciples was not the empty tomb, but rather the empty grave clothes – undisturbed in form and position. – Josh McDowell

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