Quote by Lemony Snicket
Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Labor

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. – Lemony Snicket

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If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf. – Lemony Snicket

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like. – Lemony Snicket

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Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them. – Lemony Snicket

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Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything. – Don Marquis

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Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible. – Frank Moore Colby

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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. – Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race

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Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes. – Jules Renard

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