Quote by Lemony Snicket
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Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. – Lemony Snicket

Other quotes by Lemony Snicket

Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit. – Lemony Snicket

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Crying
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One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds, knowing full well that eventually you will step on him. – Lemony Snicket

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Life
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Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them. – Lemony Snicket

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Anger
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Bores
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Bore: A man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company. – Gian Vincenzo Gravina

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Bores

Some people are so boring that they make you waste an entire day in five minutes. – Jules Renard

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Bores

The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrational bipeds who hurt only themselves. – Maria Edgeworth, Thoughts on Bores

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Bores

A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. – Henry Ford

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Bores

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And I think what people in New Jersey have gotten to know about me over the last decade that Ive been in public life is what you see is what you get. And Im no different when Im sitting with you than I am when Im at home or anyplace else. – Chris Christie

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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius — and a lot of courage — to move in the opposite direction. – E.F. Schumacher

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