For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. – Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? – Lily Tomlin
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. – Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? – Lily Tomlin
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about whats current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. – Lily Tomlin
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didnt stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Homer, and Homer chose me, so he lent me his name even though I didnt have his blood. – Beth Ditto