On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, theyd let me know right away. – John Ratzenberger
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but theyre uncomfortable laughs. – John Ratzenberger
Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it. – John Ratzenberger
The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesnt need its brain anymore so it eats it! – Daniel Dennett