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On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head,

On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, theyd let me know right away. – John Ratzenberger

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Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but theyre uncomfortable laughs. – John Ratzenberger

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I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged. – Stephen King

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