On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, theyd let me know right away. – John Ratzenberger
Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it. – John Ratzenberger

On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, theyd let me know right away. – John Ratzenberger
Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it. – John Ratzenberger
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but theyre uncomfortable laughs. – John Ratzenberger
The best thing that ever happened to me is that nothing happened in writing. I ended up working for engineering companies, and thats where I found my material, in the everyday struggle between capitalism and grace. Being broke and tired, you dont come home your best self. – George Saunders