Quote by Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. – Mark Twain

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Society
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain

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Health
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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered — either by themselves or by others. – Mark Twain

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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves like sewer pipes. – Gordon Gee

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Humor

Ive never met a person who has more integrity than my husband. I respect that. Theres his humor and intelligence, too, and hes really cute, all those things – but if you dont respect your partner, youll get sick of him. – Michelle Pfeiffer

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Humor

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. – Virginia Woolf

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Humor

It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

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Humor

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An important consequence of freeing oneself from the fear of death is a radical opening to spirituality of a universal and non-denominational type. – Stanislav Grof

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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. – Mary Douglas

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funny