Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed — in a modified way — 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance. – Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain