Lesbian humor isnt trying to sell anything, it doesnt have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act if it werent, more women would do it. – Kate Clinton
Some women cant say the word lesbian… even when their mouth is full of one. – Kate Clinton
A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbells Soup kid. – Kate Clinton
I want to host a religious show. Im sure nobody will be wanting the 11 oclock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And wed have a great choir. – Kate Clinton
Give me the money that has been spent in war and I will clothe every man, woman, and child in an attire of which kings and queens will be proud. I will build a schoolhouse in every valley over the whole earth. I will crown every hillside with a place of worship consecrated to peace. – Charles Sumner