She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. – Mark Twain
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain