She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain