It is not enough to give the customer excellent service. You must subtly make him aware of the great service he is getting. – Source Unknown
A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids cry themselves to sleep. – Source Unknown
After listening to a lecture on evolution by a science professor, a student wrote a poem and titled it The Amazing Professor. The poem read: Once I was a tadpole when I began to begin. Then I was a frog with my tail tucked in. Next I was a monkey on a coconut tree. Now I am a doctor with a Ph.D. – Source Unknown
People who live in glass houses should take out insurance. – Source Unknown