My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them. – Bill Cosby
People will frighten you about a graduation…. They use words you don’t hear often: “And we wish you Godspeed.” It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices. – Bill Cosby
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right. – Bill Cosby