My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby

My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, dont cry over the one person who doesnt. – Bill Cosby
The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods. – Bill Cosby