My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. – Bill Cosby

My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. – Bill Cosby
I dont know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. – Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. – Bill Cosby