My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell, the name will carry. – Bill Cosby
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. – Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. – Bill Cosby