My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. – Bill Cosby

My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. – Bill Cosby
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. – Bill Cosby
I dont know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. – Bill Cosby
We have over 500,000 illegal immigrants living in Arizona. And we simply cannot sustain it. It costs us a tremendous amount of money of course in health care, in education, and then, on top of it all, in incarceration. And the federal government doesnt reimburse us on any of these things. – Jan Brewer