The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. – Bill Cosby
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. – Bill Cosby
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. – Bill Cosby
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger. – Bill Cosby