The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. – Bill Cosby
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. – Bill Cosby
My eleven-year-old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. – Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones who need the advice. – Bill Cosby
I dont know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. – Bill Cosby