I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
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When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen
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