I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said no. – Woody Allen