Quote by Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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My sisters like cooking at my place. It has a bit more room, and the food tastes a little bit better. A big pot of spaghetti and sauce, some warm French bread – works all the time. I think Ive been eating pasta for 26 years. – Tom Brady

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I always made my food congenial to my constitution, and my health was always excellent. – Giacomo Casanova

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Well mine is not gimmicky – it is the 6 food groups that God made, and exercising every day. Trying to think positively. – Richard Simmons

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The average housewife goes to the restaurant to relax and enjoy the food. But when Eva walks in, she becomes the center of attention. – Eva Gabor

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