Quote by Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian and tried to figure out a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too. – Nadia Giosia

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Im always trying to find brain food and indulge in knowledge thats gonna be useful. – Big Boi

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Im too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out! – Katherine Heigl

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A furniture maker by trade, James McIntyre turned his hand to poetry in order to help others appreciate the many wonders of Canada as he viewed them. Key among them: cheese. Few could argue with his rationale; to wit, “it is no insignificant theme.” – Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, Very Bad Poetry, 1997 [McIntyre (1827–1906

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The Super Bowl is a kind of corporate Woodstock. – Michael Ruby, Inside Sports, 1981

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