Woody Allen's Quote - I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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