I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen