I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
A furniture maker by trade, James McIntyre turned his hand to poetry in order to help others appreciate the many wonders of Canada as he viewed them. Key among them: cheese. Few could argue with his rationale; to wit, “it is no insignificant theme.” – Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, Very Bad Poetry, 1997 [McIntyre (1827–1906