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Quote by Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen

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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen

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Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen

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Italy will always have the best food. – Diane von Furstenberg

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Jackie Chan is a very good comedy/martial arts star. He does one kind of martial arts that Jet Li doesnt know how to do and Jet Li does a martial art that Jackie Chan doesnt know how to do. You can both go to two Chinese restaurants, but both can have different kinds of food. – Jet Li

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Food

We had the best food any battlefield ever had. – William Westmoreland

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Food
[Celery] is as fresh and clean as a rainy day after a spell of heat. It crackles pleasantly in the mouth…. it should be eaten alone, for it is the only food which one really wants to hear oneself eat. – A.A. Milne (1882–1956), “A Word for Autumn,” Not That It Matters

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