I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead — not sick, not wounded — dead. – Woody Allen
If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen
What if nothing exists and were all in somebodys dream? Or whats worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? – Woody Allen