Confidante. One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C. – Ambrose Bierce
Deliberation. The act of examining ones bread to determine which side it is buttered on. – Ambrose Bierce

Confidante. One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C. – Ambrose Bierce
Deliberation. The act of examining ones bread to determine which side it is buttered on. – Ambrose Bierce
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce