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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my fi

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide he exposes himself. – Rodney Dangerfield

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A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, theres nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield

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If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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I never said I wanted to be around for a long time. I always said I wanted to be here for a good time. – Kid Rock

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Eternity is in love with the productions of time. – William Blake

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Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. – Carl Sandburg

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A bodily disease, which we look upon as whole and entire within itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the spiritual part. – Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

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