Rodney Dangerfield's Quote - I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my fi

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my fi

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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