Rodney Dangerfield's Quote - I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my fi

Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my fi

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield

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My mother had morning sickness after I was born. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. – Rodney Dangerfield

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