I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield