Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my fi

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Time will tell us what we did and didnt do. – Harvey Fierstein

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Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce

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When its time for me to walk away from something, I walk away from it. My mind, my body, my conscience tell me that enough is enough. – Jerry West

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