Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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