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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Heres the funny thing about the response Ive been aware of to my dating famous people: Its been very negative. Im either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people. – Dax Shepard

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It was funny actually because that was still during the time we were dating. He would get all these calls because supposedly before we broke up, we had already broken up in the trades, in the rags or whatever. – Rosario Dawson

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Work takes up a lot of my brain space. So when I work, its one thing. I dont have a lot of time to think about dating. – Chris Pine

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I cant imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. Whats a home and family for if its not the center of ones life? – Loretta Young

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