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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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