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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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