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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im so an all-or-nothing person in dating, always. Im big on not wasting time. And so, yeah, if somethings not working, its time to not hold people back. – Ginnifer Goodwin

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I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends. – Orlando Bloom

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I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I cant date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And its just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man. – Patti Stanger

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Im quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. Thats been my approach, for the most part. – Orlando Bloom

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