Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesnt rain. – Mae West

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