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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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Its weird to have people so interested in your personal life. Its a part of the business that grosses me out. Im always bummed out for people who just happen to be dating a celebrity, and theyre also famous, and they cant live their life. – Andy Samberg

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The Google algorithm was a significant development. Ive had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website. – Tim Berners-Lee

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I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word YOU and I just put the letter U. – Kelly Osbourne

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Appearance is something you should definitely consider when youre going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. – Usher

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The borrowing is often honest enough, and comes of magnanimity and stoutness. A great man quotes bravely and will not draw on his invention when his memory serves him with a word as good. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Quotation and Originality,” Letters and Social Aims, 1876

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Too often we… enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. – John F. Kennedy

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