Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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