Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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