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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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