I cant even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. Its a nightmare. – John Mayer
You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy. – John Mayer
My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say Im sorry, but Ive got to say hello to you, and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, Not for me, Bub. I dont want anything to do with you. – John Mayer
I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain. – John Mayer