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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have

I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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In life, you have people that love to party. Thats me. People that love God. Thats me. People that love sex. Thats me. People that love people. Thats me. And people that make mistakes.Thats me also. – R. Kelly

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It is common for those that are farthest from God, to boast themselves most of their being near to the Church. – Matthew Henry

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I dont think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be. – Joel Osteen

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No one ever found wisdom without also being a fool. Writers, alas, have to be fools in public, while the rest of the human race can cover its tracks. – Erica Jong

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