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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have

I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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What are people going to do? Fire me? Ive been fired before. Not book me? Ive been out of work before. I dont care. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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For it pleased God, after he had made all things by the word of his power, to create man after his own image. – George Whitefield

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It is possible to become discouraged about the injustice we see everywhere. But God did not promise us that the world would be humane and just. He gives us the gift of life and allows us to choose the way we will use our limited time on earth. It is an awesome opportunity. – Cesar Chavez

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In their poverty, the mentally handicapped reveal God to us and hold us close to the gospel. – Henri Nouwen

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There was my name up in lights. I said, God, somebodys made a mistake. But there it was, in lights. And I sat there and said, Remember, youre not a star. Yet there it was up in lights. – Marilyn Monroe

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You have to like the present if not your life becomes secondhand, if you think it was better before. Or that it will be better in the future. – Karl Lagerfeld

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Charm is… a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question. – Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956

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