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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have

I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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God
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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good
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved: It is Gods finger on mans shoulder. – Charles Morgan

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From the solemn gloom of the temple children run out to sit in the dust, God watches them play and forgets the priest. – Rabindranath Tagore

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God

I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of being gripped by something that is stronger than myself, something that people call God. – Carl Jung

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God

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. – Bill Watterson

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I dont believe we are supposed to go through life defeated and not having enough money to pay our bills or send our kids to college. – Joel Osteen

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People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. – Charlotte Gray

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Cats

The miracles of the church seem to me to rest not so much upon faces or voices or healing power coming suddenly near to us from afar off, but upon our perceptions being made finer, so that for a moment our eyes can see and our ears can hear what is there about us always. – Willa Cather

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There is nothing permanent except change. – Heraclitus

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