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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have

I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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I talk to God but the sky is empty. – Sylvia Plath

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The will is a beast of burden. If God mounts it, it wishes and goes as God wills if Satan mounts it, it wishes and goes as Satan wills Nor can it choose its rider… the riders contend for its possession. – Martin Luther

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My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. – Christopher Morley

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From the solemn gloom of the temple children run out to sit in the dust, God watches them play and forgets the priest. – Rabindranath Tagore

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