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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have

I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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God
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God doesnt seek for golden vessels, and does not ask for silver ones, but He must have clean ones. – Dwight L. Moody

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God is the tangential point between zero and infinity. – Alfred Jarry

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He who builds a masjid in the way of Allah, God will build a house for him in the paradise. – Abu Bakr

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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience. – Ambrose Bierce

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