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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have

I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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In my country of South Africa, we struggled for years against the evil system of apartheid that divided human beings, children of the same God, by racial classification and then denied many of them fundamental human rights. – Desmond Tutu

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God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own. – Ted Williams

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Jail didnt make me find God, Hes always been there. They can lock me up, but my spirit and my love can never be confined to prison walls. – Lil Wayne

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God is absence. God is the solitude of man. – Jean-Paul Sartre

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Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that dont change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow. – Woody Guthrie

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We all have experiences in our lives that change us, and we all learn from people, like my dad, but at the end of the day, its only us. And were only responsible to make ourselves happy. – Tom Brady

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Intelligence is quickness in seeing things as they are. – George Santayana

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The Labour party has done more than any other to address gender inequalities, through legislation and other means, and to increase womens representation in politics, which has led to recent increases in the number of female politicians. – Lucy Powell

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