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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have

I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Out of chaos God made a world, and out of high passions comes a people. – Lord Byron

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Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will. – Jonathan Edwards

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God sent Jesus as an example to see if we could retain and maintain the Holy Spirit in human flesh. – Benny Hinn

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God gives me the childrens ministry heart and patience. This is what He wants. Its awesome. I dont know where Hes gonna take it – but God is building this thing. – Willie Aames

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Riding on gardenias embracing rainbows… – Claudia Adrienne Grandi, 1974

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Hamlet is an astonishing intelligence. – Ben Kingsley

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Within you there is a stillness and a sanctuary to which you can retreat at any time and be yourself. – Hermann Hesse

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We learned about dignity and decency – that how hard you work matters more than how much you make… that helping others means more than just getting ahead yourself. – Michelle Obama

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