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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have

I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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But this will not do, God will certainly punish you for stealing and for being unfaithful. – Jupiter Hammon

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain. – John Lennon

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Happiness is brief. It will not stay. God batters at its sails. – Euripides

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