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Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman bec

Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Life
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Joan Rivers
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Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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respect
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The trouble with living alone is that it’s always your turn to do the dishes. – Author Unknown

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller’s Housekeeping Hints, 1966

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Housework

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. – Anne Gibbons

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Always keep your home presentable, assuming you keep a home for purposes of presentation. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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