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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. – Andy Rooney

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I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. – Andy Rooney

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I dont believe you can find any evidence of the fact that I have changed government policy solely because of a contribution. – William J. Clinton

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The natural progress of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground. – Thomas Jefferson

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I decided to run for governor because I got mad… I want to make government more directly accountable to the people. – Jesse Ventura

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We must always remember that America is a great nation today not because of what government did for people but because of what people did for themselves and for one another. – Richard M. Nixon

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