Quote by Andy Rooney
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney

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I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney

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Government
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

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Computers
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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A wise government knows how to enforce with temper, or to conciliate with dignity. – George Grenville

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I am very much opposed to abortion personally. But I dont think it is the governments rule. – Arlen Specter

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We got rid of a terrible dictator. We gave the Iraqi people an opportunity for a new life under a representative form of government. – Colin Powell

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Increased government spending can provide a temporary stimulus to demand and output but in the longer run higher levels of government spending crowd out private investment or require higher taxes that weaken growth by reducing incentives to save, invest, innovate, and work. – Martin Feldstein

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Computing is not about computers anymore. It is about living. – Nicholas Negroponte, Being Digital, 1995

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Spiritual relationship is far more precious than physical. Physical relationship divorced from spiritual is body without soul. – Mahatma Gandhi

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We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life, 1860

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Ive had a very interesting career. I get to do amazing things and work with amazing people and travel and learn languages – things most people dont get the opportunity to do. – Gwyneth Paltrow

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