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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney

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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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Dogs
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I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney

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Government
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In the inner city, theres a mentality that the government owes you something. My breakthrough came when I stopped feeling sorry for myself and took responsibility for every part of my life. No more pity parties. Ive gotta love me more than anybody else loves me. – Mary J. Blige

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Government

This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it. – Abraham Lincoln

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Well private money can take risks in a way that government money often isnt willing to. – Bill Gates

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Government

Mankind, when left to themselves, are unfit for their own government. – George Washington

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Some guys say beauty is only skin deep. But when you walk into a party, you dont see somebodys brain. The initial contact has to be the sniffing. – James Caan

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I cooked at the White House for Easter, last year, with Michelle Obama. But it more had to do with cooking from the organic garden, and her message. I took my daughter and granddaughter there, and they were really charming, it was great. – Jacques Pepin

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Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. – James Thurber

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