Quote by Andy Rooney
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney

Other quotes by Andy Rooney

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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Perspective
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Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. – Andy Rooney

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Technology
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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Dogs
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The federal government now spends one of every four dollars in the entire economy. It borrows one of every three dollars it spends. No nation, no entity, large or small, public or private, can thrive, or survive intact, with debts as huge as ours. – Mitch Daniels

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Government

Government stimulates the democrat party. – Rush Limbaugh

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Government

Its the federal governments job to secure the border. – Carly Fiorina

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Government

The primary victims of Katrina, those who were given the least help by the government, those rescued last or not at all, were overwhelmingly people of color largely hidden from the mainstream of society. – Jonathan Kozol

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Government

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We just put General Motors in the hands of people who cant even run our own government. – Glenn Beck

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Government

If you wish in this world to advance your merits youre bound to enhance You must stir it and stump it, and blow your own trumpet, Or, trust me, you havent a chance. – William Gilbert

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Trust

Talking to your best friend is sometimes all the therapy you need. – Author unknown

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Best Friends

The eye sees what it brings the power to see. – Thomas Carlyle

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power