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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney

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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives. – Andy Rooney

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I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney

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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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Americans no longer look to government for economic security rather, they look to their portfolios. – Bill Owens

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Treaties are like roses and young girls — they last while they last. – Charles de Gaulle

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Knowledge will forever govern ignorance and a people who mean to be their own governors must arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives. – James Madison

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The basis of our political system is the right of the people to make and to alter their constitutions of government. – George Washington

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The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed — it is a process of elimination. – Elbert Hubbard

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I can see the orange haze on the horizon as the morning exhales a yawn, and seems to be ready to rise. – Jeb Dickerson, jebdickerson.com

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Contentment does not come from achievement. It comes from a relationship with the Lord. – Paul Henderson

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Power and violence are opposites where the one rules absolutely, the other is absent. Violence appears where power is in jeopardy, but left to its own course it ends in powers disappearance. – Hannah Arendt

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