Quote by Abraham Lincoln
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Ca

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesnt make it a leg. – Abraham Lincoln

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I have been driven many times upon my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go. My own wisdom and that of all about me seemed insufficient for that day. – Abraham Lincoln

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The dog is a religious animal. In his savage state he worships the moon and the lights that float upon the waters. These are his gods to whom he appeals at night with long-drawn howls. – Anatole France

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When a dog wants to hang out the “Do Not Disturb” sign, as all of us do now and then, he is regarded as a traitor to his species. – Ramona C. Albert

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings

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Like every aspect of cancer Ive weathered thus far, todays experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun. – April Winchell

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