She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers
I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers
I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
Yeah, I read history. But it doesnt make you nice. Hitler read history, too. – Joan Rivers