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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought w

She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was the man goes on top and the woman underneath. For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. – Joan Rivers

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Life
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Joan Rivers
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Have you ever thought that war is a madhouse and that everyone in the war is a patient? – Oriana Fallaci

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War

Moreover, war has become a thing potentially so terrible and destructive that it should have been the common aim of statesmen to put an end to it forever. – Arthur Henderson

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As a soldier, I survived World War I when most of my comrades did not. – Lester B. Pearson

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I was going to be a great woman novelist. Then the war came along and I think its hard for young people today, dont you, to realize that when World War II happened we were dying to go and help our country. – Julia Child

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When youre a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mothers assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore. – Louis C. K.

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Marriage is a gamble, lets be honest. – Yoko Ono

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