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She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought w

She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers

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The next war… may well bury Western civilization forever. – Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. – George S. Patton

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The Vietnam War required us to emphasize the national interest rather than abstract principles. What President Nixon and I tried to do was unnatural. And that is why we didnt make it. – Henry A. Kissinger

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When war comes, two things happen – profits go way, way up and all perishables go way, way down. There becomes a market for them. – Steven Spielberg

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