Quote by Joan Rivers
She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought w

She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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God
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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War
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The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil. – Ted Nugent

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I mean, were going to probably debate the Iraq war for at least as long as Im alive. – Paul Wolfowitz

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War

The only way human beings can win a war is to prevent it. – George C. Marshall

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This is an important book, the critic assumes, because it deals with war. This is an insignificant book because it deals with the feelings of women in a drawing-room. – Virginia Woolf

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Perspective is the rein and rudder of painting. – Leonardo DaVinci

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To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves. – Will Durant

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In my experience, its not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows. – Michael Mandelbaum

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Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words. – Samuel Goldwyn

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