Quote by Joan Rivers
She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought w

She doesnt understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. – Joan Rivers

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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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The connection between dress and war is not far to seek your finest clothes are those you wear as soldiers. – Virginia Woolf

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Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. – Winston Churchill

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We did not go to war in Afghanistan or in Iraq to, quote, impose democracy. We went to war in both places because we saw those regimes as a threat to the United States. – Paul Wolfowitz

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Theres no question that jihad historically means war. – Pat Robertson

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God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best. – Voltaire

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Everything that is necessary is also easy. You just have to accept it. And the most necessary, the most natural matter on this planet is death. – Friedrich Durrenmatt

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In recent years personal injury attorneys and trial lawyers have attacked the food industry with numerous lawsuits alleging that these businesses should pay monetary damages to those who, of their own accord, consume too much of a legal, safe product. – Bob Ney

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Whether things turn out for the better depends on what we do. We ought not spend our time masterminding the future, but recognize our marching orders: to do the best we can for history and the planet. – Huston Smith

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