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Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famousl

Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and its not offensive, its funny? – Christopher Walken

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I always like to watch comics and its interesting that you can tell if someones funny in 10 seconds. – Christopher Walken

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Well, I was sort of a jack-of-all-trades in show business for a long time. I was a singer and a dancer and then I got a job as an actor. – Christopher Walken

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I think that if I had grown up and had been in show business and the movies twenty five, thirty years earlier, I think I would have made a lot more musical movies. – Christopher Walken

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