How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. – Karl Kraus

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. – Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus
My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin. – Karl Kraus