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If I didnt try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for t

If I didnt try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time. – Lynda Barry

Other quotes by Lynda Barry

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

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funny
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Lynda Barry
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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. – Lynda Barry

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Time
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Lynda Barry
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When humor goes, there goes civilization. – Erma Bombeck

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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. – Jessamyn West

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I just am a snob when it comes to humor. – Courteney Cox

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Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military. – Garry Trudeau

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I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor. – Alton Brown

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Mathematics – the unshaken Foundation of Sciences, and the plentiful Fountain of Advantage to human affairs. – Isaac Barrow

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I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears 27th birthday and for the Circus album she put out – the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings. – Ron Ben-Israel

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