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If I didnt try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for t

If I didnt try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time. – Lynda Barry

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My mom didnt want me to go to college. She didnt want me to read – when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple. – Lynda Barry

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mom
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Lynda Barry
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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

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funny
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Lynda Barry
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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. – Lynda Barry

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Time
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Humor
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The rejection that we all take and the sadness and the aggravation and the loss of jobs and all of the things that we live through in our lives, without a sense of humor, I dont know how people make it. – Marlo Thomas

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Humor

I try to bring it across on my record, in my dress, in what I do and what I say because to me humor is important. You should have a dose of that and I guess giving it is what Im here for. – Bootsy Collins

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Humor

I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but its never at the expense of the other guy. – Bob Uecker

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Humor

Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor. – John Lithgow

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Humor

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Thats one of the great things about poetry one realises that one does ones little turn – that youre just part of the great crop, as it were. – Paul Muldoon

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Poetry

One thing that people keep on saying to me is that the wealth and the fame must have made up for missing out on my childhood. But the idea of money – putting a price on your childhood – is ridiculous. You will never get those years back and you cant put a price on them. – Tom Felton

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The weeds keep multiplying in our garden, which is our mind ruled by fear. Rip them out and call them by name. – Sylvia Browne

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Software is slowing faster than hardware is accelerating. – Martin Reiser, quoted by Nicklaus Wirth, 1995, which spawned "Grove giveth,

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Computers