Quote by Lynda Barry
My mom didnt want me to go to college. She didnt want me to read -

My mom didnt want me to go to college. She didnt want me to read – when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple. – Lynda Barry

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Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time. – Lynda Barry

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I do love to eavesdrop. Its inspirational, not only for subject matter but for actual dialogue, the way people talk. – Lynda Barry

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My earliest memory is seeing Michael Jackson in Melbourne with my sister when I was about ten. I still have this souvenir stick with a glove that would light up and make a peace sign in a bunch of different colors. Im so happy my mom didnt throw that out. – Emilie de Ravin

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My mom used to say that I became a fighter and a scrapper and a tough guy to protect who I am at my core. – Vin Diesel

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I just started watching wrestling in 2008, and Ive loved it ever since. I told my mom I wanted to become a wrestler. – Rico Rodriguez

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I never liked apples. In fact, when I was a little girl, my mom wanted to give me apples in my lunch box and I would ask for green peppers. So bizarre… Its funny – I dont have an apple a day, but I can say that I have a few a week. – Lana Parrilla

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