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My mom didnt want me to go to college. She didnt want me to read – when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple. – Lynda Barry

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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

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The library was open for one hour after school let out. I hid there, looking at art books and reading poetry. – Lynda Barry

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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. – Lynda Barry

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My earliest acting memory is making up a play for my mom and dad called The Lonesome Baby. I have no idea what The Lonesome Baby was about. I just remember the title. But Im sure it was an epic. – Jane Horrocks

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Im talking like 10, 12 years old. Either junior brings Mom and Pop or Mom and Pop bring the kids. Im talking young here, not a college drinking crowd. – George Thorogood

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My mom was a photographer and whenever they needed a baby for a modelling job, shed stick me in front of the camera. Thats how it started. – Alyson Hannigan

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I want to go to college to study journalism. I want to speak French fluently, to travel. My mom was a journalist and its in my blood. – Mandy Moore

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Freedom is absolutely necessary for the progress in science and the liberal arts. – Baruch Spinoza

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Whats important is promising something to the people, not actually keeping those promises. The people have always lived on hope alone. – Hermann Broch

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