Quote by Lynda Barry
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My mom didnt want me to go to college. She didnt want me to read – when I read, I may as well have been holding a pineapple. – Lynda Barry

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I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. – Lynda Barry

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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. – Lynda Barry

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Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time. – Lynda Barry

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I saw things at an early age because my mom was a theater actress. I did a play with her when I was 10 years old. – Sam Rockwell

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Growing up my whole life, my mom was telling me how incredible and special I was and that I was going to change the world. I think its important for girls to know that they can change the world, that they do have an impact. – Ashley Greene

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My mom gives me an allowance. She keeps me pretty tight-reined. – Chloe Moretz

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