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And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recogniza

And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, Id just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something. – Steve Burns

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When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City. – Steve Burns

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Im officially near-famous. If youve got four year old kids and youve got cable, then youve got no choice but to know who I am. But if youre one of my peers – a 26-year old guy who lives in Manhattan – you have no idea who I am. Im only famous if youre four. – Steve Burns

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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. – P. J. ORourke

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Anyone can write a story based on the kind of horror where you see a guy in car and then theres the bad guy in the back seat. Its infantile to rely on that for telling a story. Thats like going to bed and thinking theres a monster under your bed. Its silly. – Sergio Aragones

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Fact: The new 90210 is cooler than the old 90210. Its the lithe, streamlined Skipper to the elder series venerable Barbie. Gone are the traditional parents – theyve been replaced by a hipster mom n pop who get busted necking in the car. – Diablo Cody

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Well, Ive been in a few car wrecks. – Dave Matthews

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