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Quote by Steve Burns
And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recogniza

And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, Id just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something. – Steve Burns

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When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City. – Steve Burns

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mom
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Im officially near-famous. If youve got four year old kids and youve got cable, then youve got no choice but to know who I am. But if youre one of my peers – a 26-year old guy who lives in Manhattan – you have no idea who I am. Im only famous if youre four. – Steve Burns

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I like to sing in the car with the windows rolled down and hair blowing all over my face. – Lauren Alaina

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In the history of the world, no one has ever washed a rented car. – Lawrence Summers

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The newly decorated theatres produced things like car parks and restaurants, so you could have a good night out, quite cheaply without all that bother of having to go somewhere else. – Timothy West

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I think, like everybody else in New Hampshire, when I pull up to fill up my car and I pay $50, I get upset. And Im wondering if these prices are legitimate. – Judd Gregg

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Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass. – Jim Carrey

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