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Quote by Steve Burns
And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recogniza

And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, Id just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something. – Steve Burns

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Im officially near-famous. If youve got four year old kids and youve got cable, then youve got no choice but to know who I am. But if youre one of my peers – a 26-year old guy who lives in Manhattan – you have no idea who I am. Im only famous if youre four. – Steve Burns

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When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City. – Steve Burns

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Im starting to think about things that I want to do, things that are fun. One of them is driving a car like a Porsche. Ive driven a lot of cars – sedans, trucks and big family vehicles all year long. But theres nothing like a four-wheel-drive Porsche. – Kevin OLeary

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Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out. – David Alan Grier

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You know, sitting in the car when they got back in and – first of all, it was relief. I was not – there were two get away cars or switch cars they were called. And, you know, the group tended to include everyone. – Patty Hearst

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I havent got a car or a house. Ive got a wife, but I didnt pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. Shes here with a knife at my throat! – Mackenzie Crook

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