And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, Id just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something. – Steve Burns
Im officially near-famous. If youve got four year old kids and youve got cable, then youve got no choice but to know who I am. But if youre one of my peers – a 26-year old guy who lives in Manhattan – you have no idea who I am. Im only famous if youre four. – Steve Burns
When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City. – Steve Burns
I know people think we drive around in these nice cars and we do whatever we want and our parents will pay our credit cards, but thats not the case. Sure, my parents were generous I got a nice car at 16, but at 18 I was cut off. Ive worked really hard. I opened the store myself. – Kim Kardashian