Quote by Steve Burns
And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recogniza

And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, Id just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something. – Steve Burns

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When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City. – Steve Burns

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Im officially near-famous. If youve got four year old kids and youve got cable, then youve got no choice but to know who I am. But if youre one of my peers – a 26-year old guy who lives in Manhattan – you have no idea who I am. Im only famous if youre four. – Steve Burns

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A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving bad news in a calm voice. – David Mitchell

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The GTO is such an important car because its a racing car and a touring car and thats pretty unusual. – Nick Mason

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Guys want a 500 horsepower car. Id rather have one horsepower – in a horse. Thats macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. – Bryan Callen

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Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. – E. Joseph Cossman

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