Impartial. Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce

Impartial. Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy. – Ambrose Bierce
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. – Ambrose Bierce
Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope. – Ambrose Bierce
Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. – Ambrose Bierce