I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future. – Adam Carolla
I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future. – Adam Carolla
I swear my car wont run unless Im picking my nose: At least, Im that superstitious about it, so I dont want to take any chances. – Adam Carolla
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, theyd be off TV. Theyre not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think wed know who she was? – Adam Carolla
People look at me, and they go, Youre white, youre smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money. – Adam Carolla