People look at me, and they go, Youre white, youre smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money. – Adam Carolla
Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor. – Adam Carolla
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing. – Adam Carolla
I dont have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other. – Adam Carolla