People look at me, and they go, Youre white, youre smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money. – Adam Carolla
Alls the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way. – Adam Carolla
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future. – Adam Carolla
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldnt imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If Im gone for six days it feels like too much. – Adam Carolla