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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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God
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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Happiness
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Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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respect
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Other Quotes from
diet
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Young girls look to me as a role model and think I crash diet to keep slim. Thats not true, I always eat properly. – Denise Van Outen

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diet

I dont care how pumped up or psyched you are to start a new diet or a new program – that emotion will fade. – Phil McGraw

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diet

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. – Bethenny Frankel

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diet

I weighed 193 pounds and had three chins. I couldnt get up before 9 a.m. and never saw patients before 10. I decided to go on a diet. – Robert Atkins

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diet

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Technology is destructive only in the hands of people who do not realize that they are one and the same process as the universe. – Alan Watts

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My father, who died a few years ago, was a good, simple, very honest man. His faith and affection for his family was just unassailable, without question. – David Ogden Stiers

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Faith

We must have a theme, a goal, a purpose in our lives. If you don – Mary Kay Ash

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Goals

If you’re alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I’ll just be me. – Author Unknown

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Friendship