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Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.” – Joan Rivers

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Property
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Joan Rivers
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Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum – “My God, the floor’s immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch.” – Joan Rivers

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Housework
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Joan Rivers
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I dont care if its good things or bad things. That means youre alive. – Joan Rivers

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good
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Joan Rivers
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Other Quotes from
diet
category

I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall. – Holly Madison

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diet

Going meat-free can make a huge difference. Studies show that vegetarians are, on average, 10 to 20 pounds lighter than meat-eaters and that a vegetarian diet reduces our risk of heart disease by 40 percent and adds seven or more years to our lifespan. – Ingrid Newkirk

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diet

The more I read and watched about the meat industry, the more determined I became to keep meat out of my diet. The things I saw in slaughterhouse exposes made me feel sick and I refused to just ignore what I now knew. – Renee Olstead

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diet

My interesting diet tips are eat early and dont nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. – Carol Burnett

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diet

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My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz he gave me the most practical advice. It empowers you. – Vin Diesel

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car

I was an economics major in college, and every summer after school, I would drive my car from California, from Claremont mens college at the time, to New York. And I worked on Wall Street. – Henry Kravis

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car

The rule of friendship means there should be mutual sympathy between them, each supplying what the other lacks and trying to benefit the other, always using friendly and sincere words. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Friendship

Business, more than any other occupation, is a continual dealing with the future it is a continual calculation, an instinctive exercise in foresight. – Henry R. Luce

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Business