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I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations

I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Anger
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Jerry Seinfeld
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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funny
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Men
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Proverbs are the literature of reason. – French Proverb

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Quotations

Quotes from Mao, Castro, and Che Guevara… are as germane to our highly technological, computerized society as a stagecoach on a jet runway at Kennedy airport. – Saul Alinsky

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Quotations

Ah, yes, I wrote the Purple Cow — Im sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, Ill kill you if you quote it. – Gelett Burgess

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Quotations

You may get a large amount of truth into a brief space. – Attributed to Beecher in Edge-Tools of Speech by Maturin M. Ballou, 1899

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Quotations

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I influence people, hopefully on the positive side. – Isaac Hayes

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positive

If there is one place on the face of earth where all the dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India. – Romain Rolland

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Dreams

Its better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life. – Elizabeth Kenny

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Life

The Constitution, as originally drawn, made no reference to the fact that all Americans wre considered equal members of society. – Constance Baker Motley

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