Jerry Seinfeld's Quote - I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations

Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations

I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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The IRS! Theyre like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! – Jerry Seinfeld

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Men want to make women happy. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Reader, Now I send thee like a Bee to gather honey out of flowers and weeds; every garden is furnished with either, and so is ours. Read and meditate; thy profit shall be little in any book, unless thou read alone, and unless thou read all and record after. – Henry Smith

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The aphorist sees in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Quotation brings to many people one of the intensest joys of living…. This innocent vanity often helps us over the hard places in life; it gives us a warm little glow against the coldness of the world and keeps us snug and happy. – Bernard Darwin, May 1941, introduction to The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations

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Quotes from Mao, Castro, and Che Guevara… are as germane to our highly technological, computerized society as a stagecoach on a jet runway at Kennedy airport. – Saul Alinsky

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Our life is what our thoughts make it. – Marcus Aurelius

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I want to make sure I dont interfere with the success of that team next year. I dont see any way I could go to practice like most of em do, and not hurt the team. Id go nuts if I tried doing that. – Bear Bryant

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The satisfaction you get when you finally beat your dad is amazing, that rush of adrenaline. – Lee Westwood

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For all of its faults, it gives most hardworking people a chance to improve themselves economically, even as the deck is stacked in favor of the privileged few. Here are the choices most of us face in such a system: Get bitter or get busy. – Bill O’Reilly, about capitalism

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