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I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations

I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Anger
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

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amazing
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Jerry Seinfeld
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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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God
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Other Quotes from
Quotations
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The proverbs of a nation furnish the index to its spirit and the results of its civilization. – Timothy Titcomb (J.G. Holland), “An Exordial Essay,” Gold-foil: Hammered from Po

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Quotations

Say what you want without saying it yourself: quote. Very useful, this, sometimes lovely, and versatile, too: big thoughts in small pieces, neatly wrapped and bundled in bulk, in different flavors for different tastes. – Willis Goth Regier, Quotology, 2010

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Quotations

Short isolated sentences were the mode in which ancient Wisdom delighted to convey its precepts, for the regulation of life and manners. – William Warburton, “Sermon IV”

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Quotations
[S]ources are not too reliable. The words and thoughts are the thing. “The best words in the best order” is the object of all quotations. Who made the order and when is of interest, but not vital as the many quotations by “Anon.” testify. – Robert Irvine Fitzhenry (1918–2008), The Harper Book of Quotations

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Quotations

Random Quotes

Pay attention to your enemies for they are the first to discover your mistakes. – Antisthenes

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Enemy, Enemies

So I think its – what was important to me is that I found that I cant change the fact that people already have made an opinion about me. But I dont think that should stop me from trying to correct some of the misperceptions that are out there. – Monica Lewinsky

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Change

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say “when.” – P.G. Wodehouse

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Dieting

The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions. – Alfred Lord Tennyson

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Happiness