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I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations

I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Jerry Seinfeld
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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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God
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Apothegms are portable wisdom, the quintessential extracts of thought and feelings. – William R. Alger

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A wise word is not a substitute for a piece of herring. – Sholom Aleichem

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Whenever we would prepare the mind by a forcible appeal, an opening quotation is a symphony preluding on the chords whose tones we are about to harmonize. – Isaac D’Israeli, “Quotation,” A Second Series of Curiosities of Literature

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Reframing an extract as a quotation constitutes a kind of coauthorship. With no change in wording, the cited passage becomes different. I imagine that the thrill of making an anthology includes the opportunity to become such a coauthor. – Gary Saul Morson, The Words of Others: From Quotations to Culture, 2011

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The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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In the beginning, New York and I had kind of a love-hate relationship. It seemed so abrasive compared to Europe. But the transformation here in recent years is really something. I dont think I would have seen as much change if Id lived in any other city in the world. – Shalom Harlow

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I used to have this Mercedes, a dark blue 450SLC, which was the most beautiful car. Id like to have another unusual, beautiful car. – Andrew Davies

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Here is the secret of inspiration: Tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you. – William Feather

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