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I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations

I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Men
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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Business
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Apothegms form a short cut to much knowledge. – Thomas Hood

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Quotations

So our student will flit like a busy bee through the entire garden of literature, light on every blossom, collect a little nectar from each, and carry it to his hive… – Desiderius Erasmus, De Copia, 1512, translated

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Quotations

Quotes from Mao, Castro, and Che Guevara… are as germane to our highly technological, computerized society as a stagecoach on a jet runway at Kennedy airport. – Saul Alinsky

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Quotations

The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels. – Hazrat Inayat Khan (1882–1927)

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I try to treat all the money Im making like its the last time Im going to make it. – Eminem

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Money

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. – Nathaniel Hawthorne

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People

Psychology is as important as substance. If you treat people with respect, they will go out of their way to accommodate you. If you treat them in a patronizing way, they will go out of their way to make your life difficult. – Mohamed ElBaradei

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respect

Ill always remember when I bumped into Good Morning Americas Robin Roberts on a flight to my mothers funeral in 1994, and how kind she was during that difficult time. – Gayle King

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Morning