The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.. – Woody Allen
I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf wont get much sleep.. – Woody Allen
I dont believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen
If youre not failing every now and again, its a sign youre not doing anything very innovative. – Woody Allen