Logo
Quote by Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited every

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

Other quotes by Jon Stewart

Ive always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. – Jon Stewart

Category:
Food
Author
Jon Stewart
Read Quote

McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart

Category:
Death
Author
Jon Stewart
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
thanksgiving
category

Not to sound too much like Christopher Guest in Waiting for Guffman, but on Thanksgiving youre putting on a show! – Ted Allen

Category:
thanksgiving

Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

Category:
thanksgiving

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Category:
thanksgiving

Ive spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family in a traditional aspect, eating sweet potatoes and cranberries and stuffing and all the trappings of Thanksgiving and then get on a treadmill the next day extra long, Im happy. – Richie Sambora

Category:
thanksgiving

Random Quotes

Most of mans problems upon this planet, in the long history of the race, have been met and solved either partially or as a whole by experiment based on common sense and carried out with courage. – Frances Perkins

Category:
Courage

I pay attention to my diet to be a healthier gymnast, but Im not obsessive over it. – Shawn Johnson

Category:
diet

Most of my ideas just come out funny. – Tim Heidecker

Category:
funny

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. – Confucius

Category:
Change