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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited every

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things. – Jon Stewart

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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, theyre going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. – Jon Stewart

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I think Im going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. Im very excited! Its going to be a big day and my husband is in charge of the turkey – hes the chef of the family! – Lily Aldridge

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I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I absolutely adore Thanksgiving. Its the only holiday I insist on making myself. – Ina Garten

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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. – Kin Hubbard

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If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do well for my family, although I must abandon my life to its success, and undergo many sad perplexities and perhaps never see again my own beloved America. – John James Audubon

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