Logo
Quote by Jon Stewart
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited every

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

Other quotes by Jon Stewart
Other Quotes from
thanksgiving
category

If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, its really like making a large chicken. – Ina Garten

Category:
thanksgiving

Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th. – Roy Blount, Jr.

Category:
thanksgiving

What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
thanksgiving

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. – Phyllis Diller

Category:
thanksgiving

Random Quotes

Im free. I just do what I want, say what I want, say how I feel, and I dont try to hurt nobody. I just try to make sure that I dont compromise my art in any kind of way, and I think people respect that. – Erykah Badu

Category:
Art

If anything needs to get fixed in society, its peoples consumption of other peoples problems. – Corey Feldman

Category:
Society

Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to. – George Seaton

Category:
Faith

Three things give us hardy strength: sleeping on hairy mattresses, breathing cold air, and eating dry food. – Proverb

Category:
strength