Quote by Jon Stewart
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a le

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, theyre going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. – Jon Stewart

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McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart

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Ive always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. – Jon Stewart

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Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that were in a battle between tyranny and freedom – its a series of pendulum swings. – Jon Stewart

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The more laws, the less justice. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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legal

I did this within a philosophical framework, and a moral and legal framework. And I have been turned into a cartoon of the greatest villain in the history of lobbying. – Jack Abramoff

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legal

I believe that President Clinton considered the legal merits of the arguments for the pardon as he understood them, and he rendered his judgment, wise or unwise, on the merits. – John Podesta

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legal

When the Senate ceases to engage nominees in meaningful discussion of legal issues, the confirmation process takes on an air of vacuity and farce, and the Senate becomes incapable of either properly evaluating nominees or appropriately educating the public. – Elena Kagan

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legal

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Facts are the air of scientists. Without them you can never fly. – Linus Pauling

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I like mathematics because it is not human and has nothing particular to do with this planet or with the whole accidental universe – because, like Spinozas God, it wont love us in return. – Bertrand Russell

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