Quote by Jon Stewart
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a le

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, theyre going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. – Jon Stewart

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

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thanksgiving
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Ive always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. – Jon Stewart

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Food
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You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things. – Jon Stewart

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Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce

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legal

Im coming out with my line of shoes and my very first shoe is called The Nethia. How we came up with the name is that my legal name is Linnethia and we shortened it. – NeNe Leakes

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legal

I did this within a philosophical framework, and a moral and legal framework. And I have been turned into a cartoon of the greatest villain in the history of lobbying. – Jack Abramoff

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legal

I have strongly rejected the proposal to pardon and transfer her to the United States. I do not have the legal power to pardon terrorists and even if I did, I would not use it. – Alberto Fujimori

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legal

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My main point here is that if you are the child of God and God is a part of you, the in your imagination God suppose to look like you. And when you accept a picture of the deity assigned to you by another people, you become the spiritual prisoners of that other people. – John Henrik Clarke

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We see past time in a telescope and present time in a microscope. Hence the apparent enormities of the present. – Victor Hugo

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Time

As both a local resident and a parent with a CF-afflicted child, Im thankful for companies like Canon, Chase and Outback who believe that giving back to the community is critical to their role as corporate citizens. – Boomer Esiason

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thankful