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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a le

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, theyre going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. – Jon Stewart

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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart

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McVeighs lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart

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I would like it to be a legal requirement for all businesses to be linked to a charity. – Arabella Weir

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Im trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. – Oliver North

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