The Laws of Clothing Shopping:
If you like it, they dont have it in your size.
If you like it and it fits, you cant afford it.
If you like it, it fits and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wear it.
If the shoe fits, its ugly. – Proverb

I shop like a bull – I charge everything! – Author Unknown

Nothing is cheap which is superfluous, for what one does not need, is dear at a penny. – Plutarch