We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin Category: Sex
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? – Rita Rudner Category: Sex
A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen Category: Sex
I deeply adored my mum. She was an extraordinary person, even for the prejudice Im likely to have. She was beautiful, amusing, a tremendous elaborator of things into comic proportions and extravagant in her imagination. – Andrew Motion Category: Imagination
I dont mind what the role is at all I just want to play cool characters. – Daniel Cudmore Category: cool
What annoyances are more painful than those of which we cannot complain? – Marquis De Custine Category: Pessimism
