To me, a cat is an easy pet, they dont need any spoiling or looking after. – Karl Pilkington
To be honest, marriage doesnt scare me and that, its just once youve been together for so long, if you havent got any kids its just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isnt it? – Karl Pilkington
And weve got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. – Karl Pilkington
Id say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And theyre meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. – Karl Pilkington