Theres kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you dont pet her for 10 minutes shell bother you for six hours. – Scott Adams
It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

Theres kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you dont pet her for 10 minutes shell bother you for six hours. – Scott Adams
It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. – Scott Adams
The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the – Scott Adams