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I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom. - Michael Bergin

I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom. – Michael Bergin

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I wasnt even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse. – Michael Bergin

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I think that, as with marriage, you just know when its time to have kids. – Ashley Judd

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Marriage

The Amateur Marriage grew out of the reflection that of all the opportunities to show differences in character, surely an unhappy marriage must be the richest. – Anne Tyler

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Marriage

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring… I ought to know. – Bette Davis

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Marriage

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. – Barry Goldwater

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Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable. – George Bernard Shaw

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If some confectioners were willing
To let the shape announce the filling,
Wed encounter fewer assorted chocs,
Bitten into and returned to the box. – Ogden Nash

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There is a strong tendency in the United States to rally round the flag and their troops, no matter how mistaken the war. – George McGovern

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Ill be here in my home with three big screens. Ill be watching three games at a time, and when theyre over, Ill look at three more. – Hayden Fry

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