Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it. – Josh Billings
Every test, every trial, every heartache thats been significant, I can turn it over and see how God has turned it into good no matter what. – Charles Stanley
Im not denyin the women are foolish. God Almighty made em to match the men. – George Eliot
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man Ive ever met. – Farrah Fawcett
God doesnt seek for golden vessels, and does not ask for silver ones, but He must have clean ones. – Dwight L. Moody
It is not Gods will merely that we should be happy, but that we should make ourselves happy. – Immanuel Kant
Earths crammed with heaven, And every common bush afire with God: But only he who sees takes off his shoes. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldnt have given us arms. – Mike Ditka
Gods delays are not Gods denials. – Robert H. Schuller
I am what I am, Im doing very well in my life, and Im thankful to God for that. – LL Cool J
The very contradictions in my life are in some ways signs of Gods mercy to me. – Thomas Merton
All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz
We dont thrive on military acts. We do them because we have to, and thank God we are efficient. – Golda Meir
I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you dont believe? – Quentin Crisp
The most important thing is Gods blessing and if you believe in God and you believe in yourself, you have nothing to worry about. – Mohamed Al-Fayed
I have two young children with autism. What could they have ever done to deserve that? What kind of a God allows the innocent to suffer? Its a mystery. Yet still, I believe in God. – Fred Melamed
Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it, Shake well before using. That is what God has to do with some of His people. He has to shake them well before they are ever usable. – Vance Havner
But men must know, that in this theatre of mans life it is reserved only for God and angels to be lookers on. – Francis Bacon