Im not the judge. You know, God didnt tell me to go around judging everybody. – Joel Osteen
You can safely assume that youve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. – Anne Lamott
Eskimo: If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell? Priest: No, not if you did not know. Eskimo: Then why did you tell me? – Annie Dillard
I dont have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing. – Bill Cosby
God lets everything happen for a reason. Its all a learning process, and you have to go from one level to another. – Mike Tyson
We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we dont like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States. – Barack Obama
When I played God Bless The Queen, I was wondering if they was gonna dig us, then quite naturally Id go on and try to get it together. – Jimi Hendrix
You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people wont feel insecure about you. We were born to manifest the glory of God that is within us. – Marianne Williamson
To gather with Gods people in united adoration of the Father is as necessary to the Christian life as prayer. – Martin Luther
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that Gods truth is attacked and yet would remain silent. – John Calvin
Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. Thats the truth. And on that note, Ill say goodnight. God love you. – Bobby Darin
Ive always been – you know, my personality is motivating and encouraging. And so Im just being who God made me to be. – Joel Osteen
I say, dont try to fight your own battles because God will do it. – Joel Osteen
I dont think that a same-sex marriage is the way God intended it to be. – Joel Osteen
I think Gods justice is making wrongs right. – Joel Osteen
Yeah, I know Im ugly… I said to a bartender, Make me a zombie. He said God beat me to it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I dont like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you cant do it. – Ernest Hemingway
We cant form our children on our own concepts we must take them and love them as God gives them to us. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
It is not known precisely where angels dwell whether in the air, the void, or the planets. It has not been Gods pleasure that we should be informed of their abode. – Voltaire
