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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but whe

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money. – Lily Tomlin

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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God gave us faculties for our use each of them will receive its proper reward. Then do not let us try to charm them to sleep, but permit them to do their work until divinely called to something higher. – Saint Teresa of Avila

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There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, Thy will be done, and those to whom God says, All right, then, have it your way. – C. S. Lewis

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What God intended for you goes far beyond anything you can imagine. – Oprah Winfrey

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Friends are the siblings God never gave us. – Mencius

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