Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin
Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. – Lily Tomlin
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin