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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but whe

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

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Even God lends a hand to honest boldness. – Menander

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Among Gods creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. – Andres Segovia

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The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are. – Erik Satie

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