Quote by Lily Tomlin
Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but whe

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. Its the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. – Lily Tomlin

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Live, so you do not have to look back and say: God, how I have wasted my life. – Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

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The moment I have realized God sitting in the temple of every human body, the moment I stand in reverence before every human being and see God in him – that moment I am free from bondage, everything that binds vanishes, and I am free. – Swami Vivekananda

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It is no use to grumble and complain Its just as cheap and easy to rejoice When God sorts out the weather and sends rain – Why, rains my choice. – James Whitcomb Riley

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Next to God we are nothing. To God we are Everything. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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