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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but whe

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. Its the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. – Lily Tomlin

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Start with God – the first step in learning is bowing down to God only fools thumb their noses at such wisdom and learning. – King Solomon

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