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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but whe

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money. – Lily Tomlin

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If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him. – Voltaire

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Behold a worthy sight, to which the God, turning his attention to his own work, may direct his gaze. Behold an equal thing, worthy of a God, a brave man matched in conflict with evil fortune. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Like the old soldier of the ballad, I now close my military career and just fade away, an old soldier who tried to do his duty as God gave him the light to see that duty. Goodbye. – Douglas MacArthur

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Im not the judge. You know, God didnt tell me to go around judging everybody. – Joel Osteen

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Conspicuously absent from the Ten Commandments is any obligation of parent to child. We must suppose that God felt it unnecessary to command by law what He had ensured by love. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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