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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but whe

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. – Lily Tomlin

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. – Lily Tomlin

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Every year we celebrate the holy season of Advent, O God. Every year we pray those beautiful prayers of longing and waiting, and sing those lovely songs of hope and promise. – Karl Rahner

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You know what the Englishmans idea of compromise is? He says, Some people say there is a God. Some people say there is no God. The truth probably lies somewhere between these two statements. – William Butler Yeats

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Suffering passes, while love is eternal. Thats a gift that you have received from God. Dont waste it. – Laura Ingalls Wilder

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Let us raise a standard to which the wise and honest can repair the rest is in the hands of God. – George Washington

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