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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but whe

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

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