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Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but whe

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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Dont be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. – Lily Tomlin

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