Quote by Lily Tomlin
Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but whe

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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Dont be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. – Lily Tomlin

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Failure
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. – Lily Tomlin

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funny
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In the Lords Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach. – Woodrow Wilson

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The style of God venerated in the church, mosque, or synagogue seems completely different from the style of the natural universe. – Alan Watts

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God

Before me, even as behind, God is, and all is well. – John Greenleaf Whittier

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Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad. – Euripides

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I cannot stop asking. If I could taste one sip of an answer, I could break out of this prison for drunks. – Rumi

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Still, it is customary to keep pupils sitting too long at once. They ought to stand occasionally, or march around the room; and they should be required to exercise a few minutes in the open air, once an hour, at least. – American Annals of Education and Instruction, April 1832

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You follow any family around, youre going to see elation, youre going to see disharmony. – Joan Jett

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There are as many reasons for running as there are days in the year, years in my life. But mostly I run because I am an animal and a child, an artist and a saint. So, too, are you. Find your own play, your own self-renewing compulsion, and you will become the person you are meant to be. – George Sheehan

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