Quote by Lily Tomlin
Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but whe

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

Other quotes by Lily Tomlin

Dont be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. – Lily Tomlin

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I guess if people couldnt profit from war I dont think there would be war. – Lily Tomlin

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Risk is a part of Gods game, alike for men and nations. – Warren Buffett

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I dont have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing. – Bill Cosby

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Only God Himself fully appreciates the influence of a Christian mother in the molding of character in her children. – Billy Graham

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I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, Hey, sorry about the autism, but heres a step-by-step list on what to do next. But doctors dont do that. They say sorry and move you along. – Jenny McCarthy

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The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife. – Theodore Roosevelt

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