Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin
Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? – Lily Tomlin
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. Its the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. – Lily Tomlin
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex. – Lily Tomlin