Quote by Fran Lebowitz
All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in

All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz

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Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you – Fran Lebowitz

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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I am and always will be a sinner. But thats the beautiful thing about Jesus. Ill always try to be a better person in the eyes of God. But Im not all of a sudden stepping up on a pedestal and saying Im holier than thou, cause Im not! – Billy Ray Cyrus

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God gave me a voice to sing with, and when you have that, what other gimmick is there? – Whitney Houston

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In the Lords Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach. – Woodrow Wilson

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The hardest people to reach with the love of God are not the bad people. They know they are bad. They have no defense. The hardest ones to win for God are the self-righteous people. – Charles L. Allen

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“Hear! hear!” screamed the jay from a neighboring tree, where I had heard a tittering for some time, “winter has a concentrated and nutty kernel, if you know where to look for it.” – Henry David Thoreau, 28 November 1858 journal entry

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