All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz
When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury. – Fran Lebowitz
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. – Fran Lebowitz