Quote by Mark Wahlberg
Its funny, because when youre younger youre in a rush to be 18 or

Its funny, because when youre younger youre in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows? – Mark Wahlberg

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And I tell you, having girls has made me a much better man. I have friends who are fathers, but they only have boys, and they have the same attitude toward women they always had, you know? And I dont play that… My girls, you mess with them? I will bury you underground. – Mark Wahlberg

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As far as Im concerned, theres no job more important on the planet than being a mom. – Mark Wahlberg

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